Jumpin Jaks

A couple of weeks ago I went on a hen night, we had to dress up like pink ladies, with pink t-shirts, black scarves, and matching pink handbags. The hen arrived in a shocking pink limo. Now I don't drink very often, and when I do I drink lager, so that I have a nice time without any after effects, now 6 of us had started the evening with a meal in ASK, and they all ordered wine, and I didn't want to be the odd one out, so I had wine too. Unfortunately there was something blue in my meal ( i think it was a bit of plaster eeugh!) so to compensate they give me a free glass of wine. We then went onto Yates where we met the Hen, now I was pretty merry by this time, and had a further glass of wine. For all of you who weren't counting that's just 3 glasses of wine, not much, but I decided it was enough, we went onto Jumpin Jaks and I went onto the water from then on. Well I thought I had done quite well, and would have classed myself as merry but capable, that was until I mistook the Fire Exit door for the door to the toilets, I was wandering through the bowels of the nightclub, and had to be escorted back to the dance floor by three very nice bouncers. hmmm. Next time I will definately have lager!!!!!